Season 8

South Park

Season 8

Mar 17, 2004 14 episodes

Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they witness the girlsโ€™ celebrity-worship of ditzy, rich, sex-tape-making socialites and take part in an awesome anime battle with Professor Chaos. For them, itโ€™s all part of growing up in South Park!

Episodes

Good Times with Weapons

Episode 1

Good Times with Weapons

8.8
Mar 17, 2004 23 min

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Up the Down Steroid

Episode 2

Up the Down Steroid

8.2
Mar 24, 2004 23 min

Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and heโ€™s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee heโ€™s handicapped.

The Passion of the Jew

Episode 3

The Passion of the Jew

8.4
Mar 31, 2004 23 min

Kyle finally sees โ€œThe Passionโ€ and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the filmโ€™s hardcore fans band together under Cartmanโ€™s leadership to carry out itโ€™s message.

You Got F'd in the A

Episode 4

You Got F'd in the A

8.2
Apr 07, 2004 23 min

Itโ€™s up to Stan to put a team of South Parkโ€™s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasnโ€™t been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.

AWESOM-O

Episode 5

AWESOM-O

8.7
Apr 14, 2004 23 min

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butterโ€™s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

The Jeffersons

Episode 6

The Jeffersons

8.3
Apr 21, 2004 23 min

All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide to bring him down.

Goobacks

Episode 7

Goobacks

8.2
Apr 28, 2004 23 min

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.

Douche and Turd

Episode 8

Douche and Turd

8.1
Oct 27, 2004 23 min

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementaryโ€™s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartmanโ€™s nominee, a turd sandwich.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Episode 9

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

8.3
Nov 03, 2004 23 min

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

Pre-School

Episode 10

Pre-School

8.2
Nov 10, 2004 23 min

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

Quest for Ratings

Episode 11

Quest for Ratings

8.0
Nov 17, 2004 23 min

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the schoolโ€™s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Episode 12

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

8.1
Dec 01, 2004 23 min

All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Episode 13

Cartman's Incredible Gift

8.3
Dec 08, 2004 23 min

After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

Woodland Critter Christmas

Episode 14

Woodland Critter Christmas

8.7
Dec 15, 2004 23 min

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.